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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:35 pm Post subject: The Urinal is too high |
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A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
Went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly
to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their "wee wees"
to direct the flow.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well
endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You
must be in the 5th grade."
"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh
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yotebuster Member
Joined: Oct 16, 2005 Posts: 216 Location: Georgia
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:44 pm Post subject: Re: The Urinal is too high |
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LMAO!! Blahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That's too good! Thanks......I gotta pass that one along.
YB
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515034s10ring Super Member
Joined: Sep 08, 2005 Posts: 1153 Location: Working my way back up and around
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:44 pm Post subject: Re: The Urinal is too high |
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_________________ Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night! |
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