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lesterg3
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2016 1:27 pm    Post subject: The Fair Reply with quote

My wife and I went to the State Fair and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and
there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He
mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice!
a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2016 2:02 pm    Post subject: Re: The Fair Reply with quote

Truer words have never been spoken.
Thanks Lester.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:19 am    Post subject: Re: The Fair Reply with quote

Ya gotta learn ta duck quicker Lester or SWMBO is gonna rip ya head off and 'drop' terrible smelly brown things down the hole that used ta be ya throat mate.

But it's damned funny nonetheless mate. Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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