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Dangers in golfing with your better half
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:50 pm    Post subject: Dangers in golfing with your better half Reply with quote

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:31 am    Post subject: Re: Dangers in golfing with your better half Reply with quote

HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HAW HAW HAW

I love it.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:36 am    Post subject: Re: Dangers in golfing with your better half Reply with quote

Haha That's good............

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