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An Oirish Story
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:10 am    Post subject: An Oirish Story Reply with quote

An Oirish Story.

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.

'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

(Wait for it............scroll down.)





'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:22 am    Post subject: Re: An Oirish Story Reply with quote

Give yerself and uppercut me boyo.....

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:27 am    Post subject: Re: An Oirish Story Reply with quote

and that will just about cover the doctors bill!!!
very good Vince your crown is secured again.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:52 am    Post subject: Re: An Oirish Story Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:47 am    Post subject: Re: An Oirish Story Reply with quote

I read all that? Just to find THAT punch line? I've got to stop reading Vince's jokes. Aaaarggg!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: An Oirish Story Reply with quote

Good thing there was a doctor in that one because it needed one.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:36 am    Post subject: Re: An Oirish Story Reply with quote

The Wave

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:49 am    Post subject: Re: An Oirish Story Reply with quote

I liked it

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:55 am    Post subject: Re: An Oirish Story Reply with quote

We really need a "forehead slap" emoticon...

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