Have you reached this point in your life?

robfromaz1977

Cutting pills

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra and asks,'Can I have 6 tablets, cut into quarters?'

'I can cut them for you,' said the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'

'I am 96,' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection. I just want it
sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

Vince

Not there yet Rob....but it worries me that I am not that far off it.

Laughing

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan

I think by then I'll be 6 feet under .. Hopefully never need them cut.

That reminds me of a friend who like to quote:

"I want to be shot
with both barrel of
a double barrel shotgun
At the back of my head
at the age of 90
in the wedding bed of
a jealous husband."

1895ss

I always say............. "I want to be shot at the age of 95 by a 25 year old jealous husband." Smile

Vince

gee guys....I don't wanna be shot by a 25 yr old jealous husband...I want to make the bugger envious, embarrassed and ashamed.

Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

10spotterminator

Gotta figure at that age if the husband would let me finish I'd shoot MYSELF !!!

Bushmaster

I have a plan...To be in bed with an 18 year old at the fine age of 100 and get caught by my wife...That should do it (if she would quit laughing)...

Bushmaster

And I know the next question...You will ask. "Which one?" And I'll answer. "Both of them"....

There...Beat you guys to it.... ROFL

gelandangan

Bushy, that would be like dog chasing cars,
you couldn't have anything to do with her, even if it happens.. Nananana