This will Mess With Your Head

WileyWapiti · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:44 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head

Room = $30 - Frank Owns the hotel
Jim gives Frank $10
Lenny gives Frank $10
Leroy gives Frank $10
Frank now has $30
Frank gives Bubba $5
Bubba gives Jim $1
Bubba gives Lenny $1
Bubba gives Leroy $1
Bubba keeps $2

Wiley Wapiti has no money, so he goes to a hotel to get it
Wiley Wapiti walks in and beats up Frank and collects $25
Wiley Wapiti walks in and beats up Jim and collects $1
Wiley Wapiti walks in and beats up Lenny and collects $1
Wiley Wapiti walks in and beats up Leroy and collects $1
Wiley Wapiti walks in and beats up Bubba and collects $2
Wiley Wapiti gets arrested/pinched for going on a slug fest, when he is being booked into jail(the knick) - they count his money - they record $30 into his inventory of personal items.

Note to self, $30 doesn't buy a lot of cigarettes in jail.

RePete · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:21 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head

Vince wrote:

Three men go into a Motel. The man behind the desk said the room is $30, so so each man paid $10 and went to the room.

A while later the man realised the room is only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the room with $5.

On the way, the bellboy couldn't work out how to split the $5 evenly between three men, so he gave each man a $1 and kept $2 for himself.

this meant that each man paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27, add the $2 that the bellboy kept = $29.

WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR? wtf

Cheers, Vince

TAXES!

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 6:30 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head

Well hi RePete..."TAXES Mad

" I believe you have it.

Welcome to this fine site. I see you have already gotten a beer. But I see yer still standing. Pull yerself up a stump and get comfy...

Pumpkinslinger · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:14 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head

I'm not letting ANY of y'all count my change...

OntheLasGallinas · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 8:11 pm Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head

I agree with mike, I ain't letting y'all handle my money either.

Did y'all have a first grade math teacher named Ms. Savage? She's the one that ended up on South Presa Street (the nut house), in San Antonio. She didn't teach us s**t! Because of her, I had to take the first grade over again. That'll scar you for life. I could just hear the person at my college administration office say, "I'm sorry, we can't let you go to school here, we've got standards. No first grade flunkys allowed! Or, "I'm sorry son, you can't date my daughter, you flunked the first grade!"

Cary

Vince · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:35 pm Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head

Yeah, but....WHERE'S THE EXTRA DOLLAR ?!?! Apart from taxes of course.

Cheers, Vince

Bushmaster · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 5:56 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head

Government burocracy, Vince

devonb · Rookie Member Joined: Nov 07, 2007 Posts: 2

I'm not sure but, I'll bet it went to a gasoline company somewhere. Mad

mikeleduc · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:39 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head

Never assume what someone tells you is true.
$25 makes it $8.33/ea. not $8. Add another dollar and its $9.33 x 3 = 28. It's all in the fractions. That's how they get you in taxes too!