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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:36 pm    Post subject: Two Eggs Reply with quote

Time for a sick, sick, sick joke Laughing Laughing

Two eggs boiling in a pot...one egg says to the other, check out my crack!

The other egg says... Stop teasing I'm not even hard yet!

Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:59 am    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

speaking of eggs
why are eggs round on the end and not square???


cause if they where square the chooks bum would slam shut...

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:06 am    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

Two New Zealanders in a bar.

One says to the other "what's a Hindu"?

"Lays eggs you daft sod" says his mate.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:06 am    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
Two New Zealanders in a bar.

One says to the other "what's a Hindu"?

"Lays eggs you daft sod" says his mate.

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:20 am    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

Poms making fun of Kiwis, does it get any better than this....:)

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:00 am    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

I say ol chap Very Happy steady on theres to be none of this Kiwi bashing Sad not that we cant take it on the chin wtf stiff upper lip Shocked what what.
tally ho the fox and all that rot Cool

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:02 am    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:40 am    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Good one Vince, the wife is still laughing.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

spiffing what, absolutely spiffing.....

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

Damn I love this place and the guys here. Everyone can take the mickey out of one another Poke and nobody takes it to heart or gets angry because they know that there is no malice intended. Bow Wave Bow Cheers Cheers Cheers

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

oh yes I say jolly good show ol chaps Very Happy Fencing Very Happy
Ive just come inside after plucking a mallard duck the snow was starting to fall the temperature has been just above freezing all day. Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

two bros from the hood came into a lot of money and joined a fox hunting club. after the first chase, they were called in by the huntmaster. he told them, when they sighted the fox, it was customary just to shout "tally ho" not "tally ho, MFs"
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
oh yes I say jolly good show ol chaps Very Happy Fencing Very Happy
Ive just come inside after plucking a mallard duck the snow was starting to fall the temperature has been just above freezing all day. Shocked

Duck for tea tonight Elvis...well done mate.

Been pretty cool here in Brisbane too...but not as cold as you guys have got it...no snow here mate.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:37 am    Post subject: Re: Two Eggs Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
oh yes I say jolly good show ol chaps Very Happy Fencing Very Happy
Ive just come inside after plucking a mallard duck the snow was starting to fall the temperature has been just above freezing all day. Shocked

Goto love those tasman sea lows eh.
It got down to -2c the otyher night, but its 20 - 22 c by lunch time Very Happy
Winter here is better than summer in Canberra, summer here can be a bit of a bastard though 40+c.

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