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Georgian looking for breakfast.
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:47 pm    Post subject: Georgian looking for breakfast. Reply with quote

Man: Let me have some grits and an RC.

Guy behind the counter: You must be from Georgia.

Man: What the hell kinda stereotypical remark is that? If I walked in here and asked for a sausage, would you think I was Polish?

Guy: No.

Man: If I walked in here and asked for some Chow Mein, would you think I was Chinese?

Guy: No.

Man: If I walked in here and asked for some pizza, would you think I was Italian?

Guy: No.

Man: Then why in the hell do you think I'm from Georgia?

Guy: Because this is a hardware store.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Georgian looking for breakfast. Reply with quote

Not bad!!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Georgian looking for breakfast. Reply with quote

I don't even get it, and it's funny!



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