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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:47 pm Post subject: Georgian looking for breakfast. |
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Man: Let me have some grits and an RC.
Guy behind the counter: You must be from Georgia.
Man: What the hell kinda stereotypical remark is that? If I walked in here and asked for a sausage, would you think I was Polish?
Guy: No.
Man: If I walked in here and asked for some Chow Mein, would you think I was Chinese?
Guy: No.
Man: If I walked in here and asked for some pizza, would you think I was Italian?
Guy: No.
Man: Then why in the hell do you think I'm from Georgia?
Guy: Because this is a hardware store.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:59 pm Post subject: Re: Georgian looking for breakfast. |
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Not bad!!
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:09 pm Post subject: Re: Georgian looking for breakfast. |
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I don't even get it, and it's funny!
Suz
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