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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:38 am    Post subject: Rugby, anyone? Reply with quote

Carlos Spencer goes into the Northampton Saints changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but we've just beaten Wales and South Africa in consecutive weeks and let's be honest it's only Australia. They're crap and we can't be bothered".

Carlos looks at them and says "Well, the way I've been playing recently,I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Carlos goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the Northampton team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the telly on.

A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Northampton 7 - Australia 0 (Spencer - 10 minutes - Converted Try)".

He is beating Australia all by himself! Anyway, the telly goes off and a Few more pints later the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how Carlos got on". They put the telly back on.

"Result from the Stadium: Northampton 7 (Spencer 10 minutes) - Australia 7(Sailor 79 minutes)".

They can't believe it, Carlos has single handedly got a draw against Australia!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.

"I've let you down, I've let you down." says Carlos.

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And they Only scored at the very very end!" says the rest of the team.

"No, No, I have" says Spencer, "I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"

The Wicked Witch of the West is alive and well and serving as the Speaker of the House.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Rugby, anyone? Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

That'd be the RAH RAH boys.....never followed the Rugby Union.

Thanks FALPhil, I gotta send this to a couple of my mates...they'll laugh their guts out.

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