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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:13 pm    Post subject: Cup of tea Reply with quote

Cup of Tea

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says,
(as only a mother would know)

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'

wtf Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:53 am    Post subject: Re: Cup of tea Reply with quote

yum hahah thats good vince
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:21 am    Post subject: Re: Cup of tea Reply with quote

Vince, I really enjoyed that one.

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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:25 am    Post subject: Re: Cup of tea Reply with quote

ROFL And I can just see that happening... ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:37 am    Post subject: Re: Cup of tea Reply with quote

I thought the cup of tea was going to end up being a cup of "pee" Smile
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:42 am    Post subject: Re: Cup of tea Reply with quote

Close...

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