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chuck41 Rookie Member
Joined: Apr 20, 2007 Posts: 11 Location: Hot Springs, AR
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:10 pm Post subject: Why do men prefer guns to women? |
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#10. You can trade in an old 44 for two new 22 guns.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun
for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. Guns don't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:56 pm Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? |
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Always a classic.
Dimitri
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strieg Rookie Member
Joined: May 02, 2007 Posts: 19
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:19 am Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? |
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That is so true
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:20 am Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? |
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smiling..
chuck41 do you really want women to say what they like instead of men,
especially if you want to talk about replacing or " caliber" ?
regards
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vint2 Super Member
Joined: Nov 18, 2005 Posts: 1216 Location: Iowa
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d_hoffman Super Member
Joined: Feb 13, 2007 Posts: 696 Location: Chillicothe, Ohio
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:41 am Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? |
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You're right 'mitri, it is a classic... Still funny though.
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? |
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After a cold weekend hunting, is your rifle going to run you a hot bath and give you a back rub?
Because if your wives read this they wont either....lolol
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Dimitri Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? |
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keetoowah wrote: |
Because if your wives read this they wont either....lolol |
Well I'm not married so I think I'm safe.
Dimitri
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:15 am Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? |
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Doh!!
You mean WIFE (wives?) do back rubs???
I have been duped... I never got any of those...
Oh Honeeeyyyy!!!...
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tikkat3 Super Member
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:08 am Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? |
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I usually run and rub my own
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vint2 Super Member
Joined: Nov 18, 2005 Posts: 1216 Location: Iowa
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:32 am Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? |
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hot shower can't do what a woman can do with her hands or her love.
but they are nice anyway.
It just came to me, that must be what some wives do while their men or counterparts are out in the cold wet, snow with winds blowing stiffness into their bones while gutting their prey. Cussing because it begins to rain and everything is wet and cold.
They are having lonnnnnnng hot showers, sitting back with a remote in their skivvies, having a beer and enjoying everything be in order watching paint drying shows. Or out shopping for new things while the hubby is away.
Curses Batman all this time I could have been...nahhh sounds to bloody boring. Like being out in the woods.
Except for the shopping part, l do have a favorite sport store I am in all the time seeing all the new guns that have come in.
ooh oh oh oh oh.
oh honey have a new 3030 for you with leupold scope and caseeeee!!
and isnt my 460 mag pretty.LOL
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