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At the Wedding
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:49 am    Post subject: At the Wedding Reply with quote

At a wedding ceremony the Minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child.
She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying. Then slowly the groom's mother fainted.
The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The Minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward. What do you have to say?” There was absolute silence in the church.


The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:07 pm    Post subject: Re: At the Wedding Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:44 pm    Post subject: Re: At the Wedding Reply with quote

Ok, I got a little chuckle out of that one, Vince. Thanks!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:08 am    Post subject: Re: At the Wedding Reply with quote

oh dear...shouldve got that hearing aid.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:08 am    Post subject: Re: At the Wedding Reply with quote

Beer?
Bushy?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 6:21 am    Post subject: Re: At the Wedding Reply with quote

You are a God Vince!

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