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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 2:37 pm Post subject: Parking officers funeral |
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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's funeral a voice from inside screams:
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!!!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done"
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 7:23 pm Post subject: Re: Parking officers funeral |
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How would you say ,,,, revenge is sweet ,,,,
_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
The secret to enjoying life is to never take it too seriously, as you will never make it out alive!
I'm on the watch list are you ? |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 11:31 pm Post subject: Re: Parking officers funeral |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:46 am Post subject: Re: Parking officers funeral |
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pass me the shovel!!!!
very good
ta for the chuckle.
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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