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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:12 am Post subject: Tax Return |
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They sent my Tax Return back AGAIN because of my response to the question:
"List all dependents?"
I replied -
"12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million criminals in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico;
and "535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:16 pm Post subject: Re: Tax Return |
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probably took offence that you missed out the umpteen thousand civil service people.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:39 pm Post subject: Re: Tax Return |
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oh, does the true hurt!
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