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Clotie's Gift
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:13 am    Post subject: Clotie's Gift Reply with quote

Clotie's Gift

Boudreaux was out shopping at Wal-Mart when he met his friend Thibodeaux outside the jewelry section.

Thibodeaux noticed that Boudreaux had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "So what you done bought dere, Boudreaux?" Thibodeaux asks.

"Me-a-me, now that you axed me dat," replies Boudreaux, "it was time fer me to buy my Clotie's Christmas present and dis morning when I axed her what she done wanted me to git fer her, she say, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, jus' git me sum't'ing wit' a lot of diamonds in it.'"

"So what you done got for Clotie, Boudeaux?" Thibodeaux asks.

Boudreaux replied, smiling proudly, "Me-a-me, me I got her a deck o cards."

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:46 am    Post subject: Re: Clotie's Gift Reply with quote

Damn...Thought I was the only one that did that...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Clotie's Gift Reply with quote

I don't know whats more funny the joke or Bushmasters addition to it. Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Clotie's Gift Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

Have to remember that one, it will come in handy for the wife's birthday.
Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:37 am    Post subject: Re: Clotie's Gift Reply with quote

Hey, it makes sense to me....13 diamonds is downright diamond studded

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Clotie's Gift Reply with quote

Boudreaux died.

Clotie went to the newspaper to place the obituary, and the man who assisted her asked what she wanted it to say.

She said: "You put; "Boudreaux died."

The man was astounded. "You must say more than that", he said, "it is the decent thing to do. If you are worried about cost, the first five words are free."

Clotie thought for a while, and told him:"You put: Boudreaux died, boat for sale."
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