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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:57 am    Post subject: Hero Reply with quote

turned arround



A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”

The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”

The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”

The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:04 am    Post subject: Re: Hero Reply with quote

Trembles,
This isn't a joke.
You sure you put it in the correct section?

Thanks for the chuckle.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:15 am    Post subject: Re: Hero Reply with quote

Sounds 100% correct. I was looking at some "news" today that keep saying that Trump was "accused" of this or that but never said who accused him or if he actually did any of that stuff.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 9:03 am    Post subject: Re: Hero Reply with quote

Just spit coffee thru my nose.... Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Hero Reply with quote

very good...but yip just what modern journos would print.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Hero Reply with quote

Just the facts...
With a lot of spin!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:25 am    Post subject: Re: Hero Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
Just the facts...
With a lot of spin!

I don't think the media can do anything without spinning it. They are purposely trying to stir up fear about the future. Remember how they said the stock market would tumble if Trump got elected?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:57 am    Post subject: Re: Hero Reply with quote

That is quite a good creative journalistic crap spin.
Like all good story, truth got nothing to do with it.
Would like the bastard on my side if I am running for election.

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