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dhc4ever Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:09 am Post subject: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking.........And then I saw her face......
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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dhc4ever Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:54 am Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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now I'm a believer..........
_________________ Pete
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:21 pm Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:14 pm Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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what do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo
a woolie jumper...
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:15 pm Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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a chook and a concrete mixer?
a brick layer...
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Vince Site Admin
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dhc4ever Super Member
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:22 am Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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the Irish army has bought 5000 septic tanks
when they learn how to drive them they are going to invade England.
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:51 am Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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Not a trace of doubt in my mind..
_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:03 am Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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what did one tap sayto the other?
if it wont fit dont faucet!!!
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:04 am Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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what do you do if you find a bra laying on the floor???
leave it there it maybe a BOOBIE TRAP!!!!
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