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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:09 am    Post subject: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking.........And then I saw her face......

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:38 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha :haa: Haha

Seems have a couple of very worthy contenders in both Elvis and now Pete.

Keep it up guys...I am happy to bow down to a better purveyor of sick jokes.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:54 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
now I'm a believer..........

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:04 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
very punny Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:00 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Bonk

Faint

We are missing the BARF emoticon.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:50 pm    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:21 pm    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing





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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:14 pm    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
what do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo





a woolie jumper...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:15 pm    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
a chook and a concrete mixer?




a brick layer...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:21 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
I return fire:

British Police have started using water cannons this afternoon.

They are mixing Omo with the water to stop the coloureds from running.

BOOM BOOM

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:26 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Vince wrote:
I return fire:

British Police have started using water cannons this afternoon.

They are mixing Omo with the water to stop the coloureds from running.

BOOM BOOM

Cheers, Vince

You blew it Vince, that's a good one Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:22 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
the Irish army has bought 5000 septic tanks
when they learn how to drive them they are going to invade England.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:51 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Not a trace of doubt in my mind..

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:03 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
what did one tap sayto the other?
if it wont fit dont faucet!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:04 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
what do you do if you find a bra laying on the floor???





leave it there it maybe a BOOBIE TRAP!!!!

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