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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:10 am Post subject: Will That Work? |
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The old lady has two little dogs in the house,
Late one night she hears the dogs squealing and yapping
when she investigates she finds the dogs mating and cant seperate them
She rings the Vet and tells him the problem.
He tells her to hang up the phone then place it beside the dogs
and he will ring her number.
Will that work she asks?
The Vet says, Well it did for me!!
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:48 pm Post subject: Re: Will That Work? |
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being on call does have its drawbacks.
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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:00 pm Post subject: Re: Will That Work? |
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Its an embarassing moment....sort of like when mother or mother inlaw rings mid evening for a chat!!!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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