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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:14 pm    Post subject: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY:


Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:15 pm    Post subject: Re: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

His Diary:

Had a 300 fps velocity spread no my load today, can't figure out why.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:52 pm    Post subject: Re: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

LOL! So true...

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:19 pm    Post subject: Re: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:10 am    Post subject: Re: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

yes those shemales are fickle creatures for sure.

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Ominivision1
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:32 am    Post subject: Re: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:22 am    Post subject: Re: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

Bullseye!

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:50 am    Post subject: Re: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

Women just don't understand...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:59 pm    Post subject: Re: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Women just don't understand...

Here we go....oh Suuuuz!
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Suzanne
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:51 pm    Post subject: Re: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

HUH? did I miss something? Bushy's always right ya know that. What he's trying to say is women just don't understand why men are so simple and so complicated at the same time. Look what makes a man stop in his tracks and go dumb. The analytical mind of women, always trying to find the answers, is just stunning.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:55 pm    Post subject: Re: His & Her Diaries Reply with quote

Suzanne the analytical wrote:
The analytical mind of women, always trying to find the answers, is just stunning. Suz

Stovie, see what you started now, Smile

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