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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:41 am    Post subject: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
bible... Is that true? Where is it?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ..."

Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember all these!"

SMILE, You've still got your
sense of humor, RIGHT?

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:59 am    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

Hey thanks vince I needed reminded

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 12:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

#6 buwahahahahaha...coffee through the nose, dang it Vince! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 12:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..Cheers, Vince

And I ended up going to the tool shed cuz I mentioned this in a different post. Very Happy Very Happy Right Suz. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

LOL I resemble those!

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

Ominivision1 wrote:
Vince wrote:
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..Cheers, Vince

And I ended up going to the tool shed cuz I mentioned this in a different post. Very Happy Very Happy Right Suz. Very Happy

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OK...I'm on me way to the tool shed...even put a tin plate down me pants, but don't tell Suz, ssshhh.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:03 am    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

gee and I ended up in the hole!!!

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:53 am    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
gee and I ended up in the hole!!!


Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:59 am    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
gee and I ended up in the hole!!!

That's like me at home mate...I'm always in the sh1t...all that ever seems to vary is the depth and consistency. Sad

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 4:55 am    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

At 75 years old its all to true.

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 4:55 am    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

At 75 years old its all to true.

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Questions and Answers Reply with quote

Thanks for the chuckles, Vince!

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