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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:06 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Elvis wrote: |
speaking of bras
what does a 60 year old women have between her boobs that a 16 year old doesnt?????
Her navel..... |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:08 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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what do you do if you find a bra on the floor???
leave it there it may be a BOOBY TRAP!!!!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:31 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:46 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Hummmph...Next she'll want to hang curtains from the trees...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:57 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Maybe there should be an extra wide hole dug for Elvis too, that would make things a bit more even.... as I'm thinking, we could toss our beverage cans in and he could be in charge of recycling the cans (If he finds a way out) and depositing the change in my lock-box. Wonder what the water table is at right now......maybe a set of water-wings could be thrown in too....if the dirt doesn't fall in first that is. Come to think of it Bushy's horse doobies would also find a good home there. Pear shaped coffins are probably hard to make.
Suz
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:58 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
Hummmph...Next she'll want to hang curtains from the trees... |
Yep. Thinkin the same thing.
We got a fire for it's a reason. Cuz it's a fire. Grab a branch, rake whatever into it, site's clean. Back to bears, beers, beans, bullets and BS.
I'm on board with the mystery button thingy though. Big time. I say we make a spinner with numbers on it corresponding to a particular button.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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stovepipe Super Member
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:28 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Grampa once told me to go out and find him something to spank me with, after catchin' me goofin' off after tellin' me not to.
I found a match stick in the front yard and brought it in.
He taped it to his hand and gave me two extra licks fer being a smart-arse.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:12 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Suz...!! Yer famous!! Can I have yer autograph??
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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stovepipe Super Member
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:48 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Yeah, what Bushy said.........can I have your autograph too?? I'll even buy the curtains for Suz our celebrity. I will have you know one thing Suz, businesses would kill to get top spot on google's list. I have no idea how your quote beat out all those other searches considering your quote was less than 24hrs old. Maybe the google bot was stuck on your quote and kept you at the top........anyway thats a first....congrats Suz.
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Aloysius Super Member
Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2440 Location: B., Belgium
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:28 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Now I'm starting to be a little afraid of Indian magic...
do garlic and silver crosses help?
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ROADJOCKY Member
Joined: Jan 29, 2010 Posts: 101 Location: SOUTHERN-OHIO
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:33 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Smoke signal came through Southern-Ohio say Suz has heap big Medicine!
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:20 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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NO DAMN CURTAINS...Omini you should know better.
Sure glad I entered into a treaty with her a while back...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:56 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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I think we all better behave ourselves...
WOMAN SHAMAN
Max Dashú
This is a brief summary of a visual presentation, first shown in 1986, which was given in September 2005 at the Shamanic Studies Conference in San Rafael, California.
A Chukchee proverb declares, “Woman is by nature a shaman.” (1) Yet the female dimension of this realm of spiritual experience has often been slighted.
Mircea Eliade believed that women shamans represented a degeneration of an originally masculine profession, yet was hard put to explain why so many
male shamans customarily dressed in women’s clothing and assumed other female-gendered behaviors.
Nor does the masculine-default theory account for widespread traditions, from Buryat Mongolia to the Bwiti religion in Gabon, that the first shaman was a woman.
...read on in the link below...
Woman Shaman
Now it is all starting to make sense...coming into context.
Hi Suz, how are you today?
Cheers, Vince
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Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
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