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Azar Member
Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:48 am Post subject: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story |
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A Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:13 am Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:08 pm Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story |
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good one!
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:46 pm Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:56 pm Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story |
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a snake with fine taste
good one thanks for the chuckle.
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