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New Taxi Driver
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slimjim
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:25 pm    Post subject: New Taxi Driver Reply with quote

A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a
question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get
his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,
nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just
inches from a large plate window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then,
the shaking driver said, "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you
scared the living daylights out of me..."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and
said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would
startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's
entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab...
I've been driving a hearse for 25 years..."

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:46 pm    Post subject: Re: New Taxi Driver Reply with quote

yip that would explain it.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:55 am    Post subject: Re: New Taxi Driver Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL good one Slim.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:10 am    Post subject: Re: New Taxi Driver Reply with quote

Thanks! I thought this one was short and sweet!

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