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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:11 am Post subject: My Best Friend |
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A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him.
"Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing?" I've known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink before. What's going on?"
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."
He then throws back another shot of whiskey in one gulp.
"But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not anymore!"
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:48 am Post subject: Re: My Best Friend |
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guess you have to read it twice .....
nope. waiting for the next one OV1.
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Suzanne Super Member
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:27 am Post subject: Re: My Best Friend |
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Any man that would have run off with my first wife would have been my best friend.... I didn't even have to think about it.
It would be a different story with my current wife!
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44marty Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2009 Posts: 775 Location: Cheshire, MA; USA
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:14 am Post subject: Re: My Best Friend |
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He wasn't my friend, but the guy who ran off with my wife has my sympathies. She conned him real good (makes Meryl Streep look like a hack actress). But then, the joke was on her - he's married.
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