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Control over Wives
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Ominivision1
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:48 am    Post subject: Control over Wives Reply with quote

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, She said, "'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man."

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Control over Wives Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

Has a familiar ring to it mate.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Control over Wives Reply with quote

gulp !!! so Im not the only one with a thumb print on the forehead.lol

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:35 am    Post subject: Re: Control over Wives Reply with quote

Tis, tis, tis...When will you guys ever learn. You are the superior member of the human race. Women are in servitude to us males and should be reminded of that every day.

What? Yes dear, I'm coming...

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Control over Wives Reply with quote

I sure know what side my bread is buttered on.

A few well placed "Yes Dear's" go a long way in keeping the peace in the wiersy household.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Control over Wives Reply with quote

LOL, There is a lot to be said about when mommy's happy everybody's happy!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Control over Wives Reply with quote

Yup i know i'm the boss cause she told me i could have my dish water any tempeture i wanted it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Control over Wives Reply with quote

Yup yup yup the snow is gettin to em....you guys need some outside play time, I can tell. Let mama alone for a while and go do your toe nails. Maybe get outa the house and get a fresh hair cut and let the barber do ya a nice razer trim with some warm shave cream and a bit of that barber type aftershave. That'll settle mama's panties.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:44 am    Post subject: Re: Control over Wives Reply with quote

Remember the hands that make the sandwiches also changes the dirty diapers !!!

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