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popgun Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Mitchell, GA, U.S.A. (2007 pop. 191)
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:20 pm Post subject: FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! |
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FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how
to get it started." Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a tiger."
Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him
in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to
her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of hot chocolate and then, he sighed, .
"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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BradD Rookie Member
Joined: Jul 04, 2005 Posts: 9
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:45 pm Post subject: Re: FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! |
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I think my (blonde) wife will appreciate this joke - for about two seconds. But I'll show it to her anyway. Wish me luck.
Brad
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515034s10ring Super Member
Joined: Sep 08, 2005 Posts: 1153 Location: Working my way back up and around
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:50 am Post subject: Re: FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! |
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_________________ Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night! |
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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