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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:03 am    Post subject: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy. This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Julie listened to the instructor declare 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'

Tony leaned over, touched Julie's arm gently and whispered,

'Self-raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Tony's life of celibacy.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

Bwahahahaha ROFL

Thats a good one Vince..

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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 1:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

yip that would be sure to get a rise!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

lmao

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

My favourite flower is a rose. There are many different colour of the rose. Like that red, yellow, pink, black, white, orange. But i like the red rose. The red rose is a represent the love, perfection, and passion. But another colours are define it's own special significance.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

I don't think some folks read these before they post...

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

nah they just dont know squat about cooking!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

Um Hum some folks get their flowers mixed up.....

Good one Vince!!
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:11 am    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

My favourite flowers are rose and sunflower because by seeing them I feel very refresh in the morning. I also have plants for these two flowers in my garden.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:43 am    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

I just have to wonder how many of the above posts are spam.

Mmmmm...Yes...Flowers...I have a few favorites....Mmmmmm.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

Well I seem to recall a certain Governor turned President who kind of liked a version of Flowers known as Jennifer!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

And its a good thing he turned to President over the other guy, who'd have turned the White House into a diner in a week. ROFL

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Favourite Flower Reply with quote

My favorite flower is the kind used in baking because my wife makes me cakes and pies and cookies and bread and dumplings and noodles..............

It's yum yum good !!!


oops Ignore I hope stovey doesn't see this !!!

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