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Her first time..
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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:13 am    Post subject: Her first time.. Reply with quote

A Girl's First Time!!!!!!
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It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's your first time.
His finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply in your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easier entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you.
You lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.










You smile and thank your dentist.... After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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PERVERT I know what you were thinking!..... Evil Devil

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:16 am    Post subject: Re: Her first time.. Reply with quote

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Hiding

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Her first time.. Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
A Girl's First Time!!!!!
Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking'? NoNo

PERVERT I know what you were thinking!..... Evil Devil
Jaw Drop

Ahhh, no not me ...................... Roses Angel ROFL

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Her first time.. Reply with quote

Hummm...1895zz...Not a PERVERT...I'll have to give a bit ot thought... Very Happy

HAPPY ST. PATRICK's DAY all you wannabe Irishmen...Myself? I be a Scotchman...But I have a few drafts with ye... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Her first time.. Reply with quote

Oh yes Happy St. Patrick's Day" to all the Irish.

Bushy .... you're Scotch ?? ............ figures Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy .. me nah I'm German. Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:27 am    Post subject: Re: Her first time.. Reply with quote

haha i saw that gelan posted this and i knew rightaway!! something is wrong with this!!! didnt expect that ending tho!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Her first time.. Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Hummm...1895zz...Not a PERVERT...I'll have to give a bit ot thought... Very Happy

HAPPY ST. PATRICK's DAY all you wannabe Irishmen...Myself? I be a Scotchman...But I have a few drafts with ye... Laughing

Shouldn't that read Scotch Man?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:11 am    Post subject: Re: Her first time.. Reply with quote

A Bonny Wee Scots Man maybe.

Cheers, Vince

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