HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: Yt_Nelson
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 2
Overall: 12383

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 209
BOT: 3
Total: 212
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Photo Albums
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Forums
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Photo Albums
18: Forums
19: Forums
20: Your Account
21: Forums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Forums
28: Forums
29: Your Account
30: Forums
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Forums
35: Your Account
36: Your Account
37: Photo Albums
38: Forums
39: Photo Albums
40: Forums
41: Photo Albums
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Your Account
58: Forums
59: Home
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Photo Albums
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Your Account
67: Forums
68: Forums
69: Forums
70: Photo Albums
71: Photo Albums
72: Forums
73: Home
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Photo Albums
77: Photo Albums
78: Forums
79: Photo Albums
80: Forums
81: Forums
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Photo Albums
87: Forums
88: Forums
89: Photo Albums
90: Forums
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Forums
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Photo Albums
101: News
102: Your Account
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Forums
106: Forums
107: Home
108: Forums
109: Photo Albums
110: Photo Albums
111: Forums
112: Forums
113: Forums
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Forums
117: Forums
118: Photo Albums
119: Forums
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Photo Albums
123: Photo Albums
124: Forums
125: Your Account
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Forums
129: Forums
130: Forums
131: Forums
132: Forums
133: Forums
134: Forums
135: Photo Albums
136: Forums
137: Forums
138: Forums
139: Forums
140: Forums
141: Forums
142: Forums
143: Forums
144: Photo Albums
145: Forums
146: Home
147: Forums
148: Forums
149: Forums
150: Forums
151: Forums
152: Forums
153: Forums
154: Photo Albums
155: Photo Albums
156: Your Account
157: Photo Albums
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Forums
161: Forums
162: Forums
163: Forums
164: Home
165: Forums
166: Your Account
167: Forums
168: Photo Albums
169: Photo Albums
170: Forums
171: Forums
172: Forums
173: Forums
174: Forums
175: Forums
176: Photo Albums
177: Your Account
178: Photo Albums
179: Forums
180: Photo Albums
181: Forums
182: Forums
183: Forums
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Forums
187: Forums
188: Forums
189: Forums
190: Forums
191: Photo Albums
192: Photo Albums
193: Forums
194: Photo Albums
195: Forums
196: Forums
197: Forums
198: Your Account
199: Forums
200: Forums
201: Forums
202: Your Account
203: Your Account
204: Forums
205: Forums
206: Photo Albums
207: Forums
208: Forums
209: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 312
 Pictures: 2417
  · Views: 250230
  · Votes: 1255
  · Comments: 86
 

Support our Advertisers

Three Surgeons
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
A17Shooter
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jan 26, 2005
Posts: 323
Location: California Foothills (Gold Country)

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:03 am    Post subject: Three Surgeons Reply with quote

Three Surgeons

Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost sever fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England ."

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."

burr

_________________
_________________
A17Shooter
Back to top
View user's profile
TRBLSHTR
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 23, 2007
Posts: 1030
Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Three Surgeons Reply with quote

Faint It must be true! Ignore

_________________
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Advertisements
 


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by Dizfunkshunal :.