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wy111 Member
Joined: Jun 02, 2005 Posts: 114 Location: N. Yorkshire, U.K. ( Pomgolia)
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:37 pm Post subject: Marriage |
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Paddy and Mary went to counselling, after 25 years of marriage.
The therapist asked what the problem was. Mary had a list of issues: neglect, loneliness and she felt unloved.
Finally after listening, the therapist got up and asked Mary to stand, he unbuttoned her blouse, caressed her breasts and kissed her passionately while her husband watched.
"This is what your wife needs 3 times a week. Can you do this Paddy?"
Paddy thought for a second and said " I could drop her here Monday and Wednesday but I play golf on Fridays!"
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:42 pm Post subject: Re: Marriage |
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and thats when the fight started...
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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