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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:26 pm    Post subject: Blondes Reply with quote

Yeah....I know, some people tend to cringe when they see the word BLONDES...but this one is good.

One winter morning a husband and wife in Cooma were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"



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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Blondes Reply with quote

Haha Haha Bonk

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Blondes Reply with quote

Stupid sounds like something my wife would do

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Blondes Reply with quote

Good one Vince.............. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:01 am    Post subject: Re: Blondes Reply with quote

true blonde sounds like my wife haha
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:35 am    Post subject: Re: Blondes Reply with quote

Welcome to the forums Tom, although I see you registered earlier.

However the good thing with parking the car on the road when there is to be alot of snow is it means there is no driveway to plow.

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