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Shooting the bull
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:36 pm    Post subject: Shooting the bull Reply with quote

Two hunters went moose hunting every season without success

Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic looking female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan.... Hide in the costume, lure a bull into close range and boom! moose steaks.

They set up on the edge of a clearing, put on the costume and began the moose love call. Before long their call was answered, a monster bull came crashing out of the thicket into the edge of the clearing.

When the bull was close enough the hunter in front said "okay, lets get out and get him"

After what seemed like an eternity, the hunter in back shouts "the zipper is stuck! what are we going to do?"

The hunter in the front says "well I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself"
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:59 am    Post subject: Re: Shooting the bull Reply with quote

That is bad! Haha

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:52 am    Post subject: Re: Shooting the bull Reply with quote

Help scared Yuck Faint

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:39 am    Post subject: Re: Shooting the bull Reply with quote

Sorry guys thought it was funny

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Shooting the bull Reply with quote

Oh it is funny, didn't mean its bad by it being a bad joke that isn't funny.

Its one of those sick and twisted jokes deep down we all get a laugh out of. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Shooting the bull Reply with quote

Savagenut wrote:
Sorry guys thought it was funny

ROFL LMAO ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Shooting the bull Reply with quote

Savagenut wrote:
Sorry guys thought it was funny

Ooh it’s funny............. As long as you’re the guy eating grass !!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Shooting the bull Reply with quote

Savage the Nut wrote:
The hunter in the front says "well I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself"

UH OH

wtf Shocked Shocked Mad

Nice mate Surprised Mad ....you would think he would spin around so that the bull couldn't get at his mate...but then again....I'd be running....real quick. Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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