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Jack Schitt
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robfromaz1977
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:26 am    Post subject: Jack Schitt Reply with quote

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
>
> We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
>
>
> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual
> way.
>
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,
> who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
>
> They had one son, Jack.
>
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced
> six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the
> twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school
> dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt
> later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she
> wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather
> nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla
> Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and
subsequently
> married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in
the
> newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children
> were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
>
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
> returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
> Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.
>
> Sincerely,
> Crock O. Schitt
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:55 am    Post subject: Re: Jack Schitt Reply with quote

Thats too much schitt to keep track of for me Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Jack Schitt Reply with quote

Daym.. those interbreeding Schitt tarheels!!

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