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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:48 pm    Post subject: New development in ammo. Reply with quote

With current political dialogue about "cop killer" bullets and "heat seeking" bullets, the Darwin Ammo Company announced today the development and imminent release of their new non-lethal round, the "STUPID SEEKING" bullet, also known as the SS Express. Testing has shown this round to be smarter than a fast talking politician (that was easy), able to leap tall tales at a single bound, and able to erase stupid with a single shot.

Recognizing that genius has its limitations and stupidity has no bounds, it is anticipated that demand for SS Express rounds will far exceed supply. Until manufacturing can catch up to demand, the Darwin company will continue to supply their Dummy Dumb round which has proved somewhat effective in helping to identify dumb people. Packaged in their patented, "I see dumb people everywhere and they just don't know that they are dumb" wrappers, sales remain brisk. The SS Express is a refinement of the Dummy Dumb and can even be fired from those firearms with that fold-down shoulder thing.

Darwin company suggest caution in the use of this NON-LETHAL round in the vicinity of groups of politicians or news people as the bullets are sensitive little things and the plethora of stupid gathered in one place can confuse the little fellers. They hope to have this issue resolved in the near future.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:14 pm    Post subject: Re: New development in ammo. Reply with quote

robfromaz1977 wrote:

Darwin company suggest caution in the use of this NON-LETHAL round in the vicinity of groups of politicians or news people as the bullets are sensitive little things and the plethora of stupid gathered in one place can confuse the little fellers. They hope to have this issue resolved in the near future.

The solution: Breathe, aim, sight picture, squeeze! Wink
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