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The Perfect Date
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:07 am    Post subject: Re: The Perfect Date Reply with quote

I'll be bringing my camera with me so pictures will be posted. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:38 pm    Post subject: Re: The Perfect Date Reply with quote

Dimitri,

Loved the story!! She sure was a good sport about it, most would have left and you would never see them again. I spent 28 years with CRat's and MRE's. We had a guy in our platoon that would take all of our CRat's and make a pot luck dinner for all the members. We just went by his location to get a plate full of different meals. Worked great as long as you weren't on patrol.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:44 pm    Post subject: Re: The Perfect Date Reply with quote

That sounds like a good idea instead of eating meals you don't like.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:08 pm    Post subject: Re: The Perfect Date Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Why thank you Big D...That's mighty nice of you...Have a safe and enjoyable trip...Pictures would be nice too...

That goes without sayin' Bushy.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:14 am    Post subject: Re: The Perfect Date Reply with quote

So this trip is a part of the perfect date? -- PERFECT!!
don't forget your bug sprays..

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:37 am    Post subject: Re: The Perfect Date Reply with quote

Just a can of OFF Deep Woods is all he's going to need...The only bugs that will torture him are the mesquitos. And where he's going they are the kind that gang up on you and pack you off for later dinning.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:29 am    Post subject: Re: The Perfect Date Reply with quote

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Hoffy old mate....you are starting to worry me. I'm actually getting quite concerned with your culinary habits. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

I'll eat anything that don't eat me first and then sometimes I'll even make an exception to that... ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:48 pm    Post subject: Re: The Perfect Date Reply with quote

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Just a can of OFF Deep Woods is all he's going to need...The only bugs that will torture him are the mesquitos. And where he's going they are the kind that gang up on you and pack you off for later dinning.

Sounds like the mosquitoes in Northern Ontario. Laughing

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