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Peanut in a fathers ear.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:25 am    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

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"Metrosexual"?? Dimitri?? Is that a new word or is that just Canadian for wierdo...??

Don't worry Bushy.....I had to ask my daughter the same thing when I heard her use the term. Its a term thats been in vogue here in Australia for a year or more......can't get my head around all these odd ball words that keep popping up.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:23 am    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

My mother told me that the one I brought home wasn't right for me; I didn't listen, and married her. Mother was right!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:49 am    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

Still married to her? I quit my first one and found a better one...Welcome to the Huntingnut forums. I hope you enjoy it here and do pull up a log and grab a beer and join us regularly...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:05 am    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

Bushmaster, sorry I'm so late in answering this. I'm just now figuring out how to work this.

No, I'm not still married to her. I was single for a long time after that; I wasn't looking. About 10 years ago, I happened to stumble over a farm girl that loved all aspects of country life. Those are rare now days.

Have a great day.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

Dimitri wrote:
I never brought home any trash. Laughing

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Me neither... Very Happy ...there's lots of places to take them other than home...but that was years ago y'all understand and....(just remember who else is a member here ahem)

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

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Bushy,Metrosexuals are men that act like women. Retrosexuals are men that act like men.

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That ain't what I call either of them partner, but I'll just leave the ones that act like women alone for now. I call men that act like men..men. They seem comfortable with it, I'm comfortable with it, damn good arrangement.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

I am comfortable with it too.

not going to touch the men acting like women thing.

well like you said that was years ago sure you learned your lesson back then huh honey? can you tell the difference now?? Fencing Nananana

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

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I am comfortable with it too. not going to touch the men acting like women thing. well like you said that was years ago sure you learned your lesson back then huh honey? can you tell the difference now?? Fencing Nananana

What the hell are you talking about?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

I would be V E R Y careful with your answer here, Tracker...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

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Me neither... Very Happy ...there's lots of places to take them other than home...but that was years ago y'all understand and....(just remember who else is a member here ahem)


Oh thaaaaaaaaaat years ago, yeah....that's right...whoops

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

Mr Bush i did the same got rid of the crappy one and now found a better one to have fun with in life.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

Metrosexuals....ppppffftttttttt.

Give me the good old days, when men were men and pansies were flowers !

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:59 am    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

MR. Vince, A M E N !!!!!!!! I heard that one! My mom works at a local department store and had a couple of "fellows"( I need to be careful how I word my next few sentances. ) who were going to a "Pagent" and needed clothes from the department where my mom works, women's. My mom is not at all comfortable with the whole "alternative lifestyle" thing in the least and has to catch herself when she see's these individuals. She was not happy to say the least.

Of course there was this one time when I was a few years younger(about 10), when I first met Cathy, and we were going to our first "breakfast" after hitting the local honky-tonk place in Ralston, NE. We got to Denny's on 84th in Omaha and there were these two guys in front of us that had more piercings and holes from attempted one's than I think I have seen to date in person. I, after having a few adult beverages, I was not at or above the limit in any way, I do not do that period; but anyway I started in on these two guys making remarks about how they "had more holes than a block of Swiss cheese" I was not worried because I Knew I could take both of em' at the same time as they both weighed less 120 pounds apiece soaking wet and I was ready if they did do anything. Cathy still will occasionally talk about this, and how if she had only known just how MUCH of a "hick" I was she would have ran away and never talked to me again. HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:26 am    Post subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. Reply with quote

Arron wrote:
these two guys in front of us that had more piercings and holes from attempted one's than I think I have seen to date

No exactly what you mean mate. I was talking to one of my 18 year old daughter's friends one day and commented that she "looked like she had fallen face first into her father's fishing tackle box" wtf Shocked Very Happy because of the number of facial piercings she has. She looked at me like I had three heads until my daughter explained to her what I meant. She was a little indignant initially but then saw the funny side of it. I found out later that these weren't the only piercings she had....but I won't go there. Very Happy Laughing

As far as I am concerned, the good Lord gave me all of the physical attributes of a man so that is what her intended me to be.....so that is exactly what I am; a good old fashioned red blooded male. Although, to keep the missus happy, and in order to live a long and happy life I did go for the "wee snip" a few years back. Smile But I'm still a man, not some weird cliched moron.

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