A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc..

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, D**khead? Drink your ******* beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother******* snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't ******* going anywhere! Got it, A**hole?"

........and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?

wy111...Just who's side you on anyway...Oh-oh...Gotta go... Wife just got home...

And he said the two magic words: "YES DEAR" and they lived happily ever after.

Daymn!!

That story sounds familiar.. :-D

Somehow us men dont know what freedom is until we got married. By then its too late.. err.. is that you honey.. Yes dear, right away dear..

Sure are a lot of "confessions going on here...

So you mean I got to get married before I appreciate just how much freedom I got Gelan ??

Dimitri

Dimitri wrote:

So you mean I got to get married before I appreciate just how much freedom I got Gelan ?? Dimitri

That or Divorced
Joe

Well Joe, I hope I get it right the first time so there will be no need for divorce.

Dimitri

Dimitri wrote:

Well Joe, I hope I get it right the first time so there will be no need for divorce. Dimitri

I hope you do as well Dimitri.
Joe

Joe,

I don't know about anyone else but at the point of the wife bringing out the snacks I'd have considered myself lucky and sat down with my beer and food!

Is that wrong ??

Dimitri

No it's not wrong buddy. Bein happily married takes alot of work, from both people. If your with the right person it can be easier but it still takes alot of work.
Joe

Yup...A lot of work and I didn't learn a damned thing the first time...

Yah, well in a few years when I get married I'll post how the first week went.

Dimitri

Heh.. come December it will be my 20th wedding anniversary.
Guess I could say I got it right the first time too..
but sometimes .....


Dimitri, I select a girl that I could sleep with.. I meant sleep in literal way.
I guess its the right choice.

I don't understand what this story's doing in "jokes and humor"