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The Mistress
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:01 pm    Post subject: The Mistress Reply with quote

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later
and walks away as if nothing happened. The wife glares at her husband
and says in shock, "Well, just who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband sipping his coffee latte', "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw!!," says the wife standing up, "I've had
enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband calmly, "but remember
..........if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to
Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany no
more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more country club
membership... But the decision is yours and I will fully understand...."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
younger woman on his arm.

"Who was that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is much prettier," replies the wife.

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:35 pm    Post subject: Re: The Mistress Reply with quote

This one is always funny. Very Happy

By the way welcome to the forums Chuck Howdy

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