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Modern Miracles
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:44 am    Post subject: Modern Miracles Reply with quote

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's rectum. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy and she's running for President. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:53 am    Post subject: Re: Modern Miracles Reply with quote

I just hate to wreck your day 1895ss, but a horse's behind is better lookin' the hillary...Could we change your story to a monkey's behind??? ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:59 am    Post subject: Re: Modern Miracles Reply with quote

It's not my story so I don't mind. Laughing

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