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DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 7:38 pm    Post subject: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT Reply with quote

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:13 pm    Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT Reply with quote

Haha :haha:

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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:46 pm    Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Good one
Keep it coming...
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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:24 am    Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT Reply with quote

Oh-No!!!

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:40 am    Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT Reply with quote

GREAT!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:24 pm    Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT Reply with quote

Well.....he was warned!! LOL
YB Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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