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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:21 am    Post subject: Divorce Reply with quote

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:52 am    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

Laughing Scratch Haha

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:53 am    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

MUST be blonde

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

yip that would drive a fella to drink!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

A man could communicate with his horse better than that!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:30 am    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

Shocked Strewth!!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:11 am    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

I had a friend who once told me: "Mariage is expensive, divorce even costs more, but divorce is worth it..."



but I cannot give any confirmation on that based on experience as in my opinion divorce is something for the rich or for the realy poor, everything between will be hurt bad in the wallet.
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