*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who run in front of car get tyred.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Enjoy, Cheers, Vince

ROFLMAO!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

YB

:rofl2:

Dimitri