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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:02 am    Post subject: Home Defence Reply with quote

I'm worried about crime, so I asked a friend from Texas what I needed to defend my home. He said a 9mm, a couple clips, and a box of shells. I put it together pretty quickly. Still not sure how it's suppose to work, though...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:42 am    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Magazines damn-it!! Magazines.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Yes magazines---Not playboy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Haha Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Magazines damn-it!! Magazines.

+1

'Less it's a Manlicher or a Gerand.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Into the xmas cheer a little early were you?
But it close to the standard Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

if its a 9mm you may as well hit em on the head with it any way Mate.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 5:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
if its a 9mm you may as well hit em on the head with it any way Mate.

Yep...a double tap to the forehead would serve the needs nicely mate. Wink Wink Laughing

Bushy wrote:
Magazines damn-it!! Magazines.

Yep...I agree mate. A clip is what ya gots on the front of yer tweeds to help keep them on and snug. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

If you had told this guy magazines he would have included his Better Homes and Gardens and Vogue.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 7:20 am    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

There are some Liberals that probably thought this.

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