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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:02 am    Post subject: Home Defence Reply with quote

I'm worried about crime, so I asked a friend from Texas what I needed to defend my home. He said a 9mm, a couple clips, and a box of shells. I put it together pretty quickly. Still not sure how it's suppose to work, though...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:42 am    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Magazines damn-it!! Magazines.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Yes magazines---Not playboy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Haha Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Magazines damn-it!! Magazines.

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'Less it's a Manlicher or a Gerand.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

Into the xmas cheer a little early were you?
But it close to the standard Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

if its a 9mm you may as well hit em on the head with it any way Mate.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 5:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

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if its a 9mm you may as well hit em on the head with it any way Mate.

Yep...a double tap to the forehead would serve the needs nicely mate. Wink Wink Laughing

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Magazines damn-it!! Magazines.

Yep...I agree mate. A clip is what ya gots on the front of yer tweeds to help keep them on and snug. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

If you had told this guy magazines he would have included his Better Homes and Gardens and Vogue.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 7:20 am    Post subject: Re: Home Defence Reply with quote

There are some Liberals that probably thought this.

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