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Out of the mouths of babes
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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 1:10 pm    Post subject: Out of the mouths of babes Reply with quote

An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six pupils in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you.
Keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds,
because the last one is a classic




1. Don't change horses until they stop running.
2. Strike while the bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but how?
6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
7. No news is impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust me.
12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.
13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's pollution.
15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is not much.
17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26. Better late than pregnant.

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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 1:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Out of the mouths of babes Reply with quote

Classic.

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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Out of the mouths of babes Reply with quote

Gold Gelan...that are very insightful mate.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:55 am    Post subject: Re: Out of the mouths of babes Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:20 am    Post subject: Re: Out of the mouths of babes Reply with quote

Yup 6 yr olds

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lesterg3
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:44 am    Post subject: Re: Out of the mouths of babes Reply with quote

"Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven."

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"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 1:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Out of the mouths of babes Reply with quote

My other half says I act like I'm that age

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Elvis
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:22 am    Post subject: Re: Out of the mouths of babes Reply with quote

they know so much more than we give credit for, and whats more they speak what they think as havent had the "PC Brigade" to de-tune them yet.
yesternight.....was one my cousin said....makes sense if you think about it.

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