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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:51 am    Post subject: REPETE Reply with quote

It's just been told on our radio that today it's "International Repete Day", so I guess we should at least get 2 jokes from "Repete" today?

Or shouldn't I believe what's been told on the radio?

PS: If possible 2 different jokes. When you ARE "Repete" you don't have to repete yourself all the time...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:02 pm    Post subject: Re: REPETE Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

How about if Repete...over to you mate.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:07 pm    Post subject: Re: REPETE Reply with quote

Scratch Scratch Scratch

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:20 pm    Post subject: Re: REPETE Reply with quote

I guess that "international" might mean "only in Belgium"? Or in Europe? I guess that Australia nor the USA is included...

so no jokes?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:01 am    Post subject: Re: REPETE Reply with quote

What do you call a Belgian with a heavy cough ?

Phlegmish.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:03 am    Post subject: Re: REPETE Reply with quote

What do you call a Belgian with a heavy cough ?

Phlegmish.

Repete Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:05 am    Post subject: Re: REPETE Reply with quote

Oh thanks guys! Nananana

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:22 am    Post subject: Re: REPETE Reply with quote

what do you call and Irishman with a spade????
Doug
what about one without a spade????
Dougless
what about an Irishman standing in a swamp????
Pete
standing in a pile of leaves?????
Russel
a bald Irishman????
Shawn
an Irishman with 2 rabbits in each hand and 3 down his shirt????
Warren
and finally just for Suz.........
what do you call an Irishman with a 2" long Embarassed Scratch .........boy bit Embarassed ???????











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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:47 am    Post subject: Re: REPETE Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:29 am    Post subject: Re: REPETE Reply with quote

lesterg3 wrote:
:-D Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy



Repete Very Happy :-D Very Happy
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