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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:39 pm    Post subject: Domination Reply with quote

When all on earth died and were waiting to enter Heaven,
God appeared and said,
"I want the men to make two lines. One linefor the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. And I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was many
thousands of miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:27 am    Post subject: Re: Domination Reply with quote

Which line are you heading for Darwin?
I'll leave you a spot........

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:40 am    Post subject: Re: Domination Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:03 am    Post subject: Re: Domination Reply with quote

Wives should always be barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Domination Reply with quote

Bingo!!!
We found the bloke in the other line.
How does your theory work after menopause, hers not yours?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Domination Reply with quote

Wweeellll...I'm still alive. Married 35 years to this one.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Domination Reply with quote

We must be doing something right Bushy.
I am the lord of the manor here too. the wife likes it that way.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Domination Reply with quote

I don't call her SWMBO for a giggle. Tricia is the boss and I am happy with that.

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