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A heart warming lawyer story
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Azar
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:01 am    Post subject: A heart warming lawyer story Reply with quote

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

C'mon...

Did you really think there was such a thing as a heart warming lawyer story?!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:38 pm    Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story Reply with quote

COFFE ALL OVER MOMMA...........

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:08 pm    Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story Reply with quote

Thank goodness my iPhone is relatively coffee spray proof. Now if I can get the coffe dregs outa me snot box...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:16 pm    Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story Reply with quote

the bastard......

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:36 am    Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story Reply with quote

Nice guy...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:40 pm    Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story Reply with quote

Win, win???

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:38 pm    Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story Reply with quote

must have ate the goat.

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