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Azar Member
Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:01 am Post subject: A heart warming lawyer story |
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
C'mon...
Did you really think there was such a thing as a heart warming lawyer story?!
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2642 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:38 pm Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story |
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COFFE ALL OVER MOMMA...........
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15701 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:16 pm Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story |
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the bastard......
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:36 am Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story |
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Nice guy...
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:40 pm Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story |
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Win, win???
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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:38 pm Post subject: Re: A heart warming lawyer story |
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must have ate the goat.
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