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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:09 pm    Post subject: KFC Update. Reply with quote

KFC UPDATE!!!

Remember when Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin
$4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue?

Then Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic?

And when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs?

Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket." It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken ****.

Just keeping you up to date..... Oh yes, you are going to forward this,
aren't you??

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:11 pm    Post subject: Re: KFC Update. Reply with quote

LMBO good one.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:45 pm    Post subject: Re: KFC Update. Reply with quote

Yup, some people cant handle the truth!

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where the f?? I am now...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:57 pm    Post subject: Re: KFC Update. Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

This one is destined for Facebook Elvis...it is a classic mate, oh yeah, and I agree wholeheartedly with your favourite critter mate.

There is a place for every animal mate...right beside the roast taters and other vegies.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:04 am    Post subject: Re: KFC Update. Reply with quote

Haha

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