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Gonna try for Vince's crown
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Donut Slayer
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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2014 6:54 pm    Post subject: Gonna try for Vince's crown Reply with quote

My fear of planes has taken off.
When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair it was a hard pill to swallow.
When I was starving to death, my children gave me a raisin to keep on living.
Married hang man were the best at their job, they knew how to tie the knot
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Marriage is hard but divorce usually goes off without a hitch.
My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it.
I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
I was overruled at the measuring competition.
Did you hear about that Buddhist leader who retired and tended his crops? He's now known as the Dalai Farmer.
I'd tell you a joke about a cow but I always butcher it.

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2014 7:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown Reply with quote

Keep trying
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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2014 7:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown Reply with quote

tikkat3 wrote:
Keep trying
Not bad enough?? LOL Cool

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2014 11:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown Reply with quote

nup

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2014 11:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown Reply with quote

Donut Slayer wrote:
My fear of planes has taken off.
When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair it was a hard pill to swallow.
When I was starving to death, my children gave me a raisin to keep on living.
Married hang man were the best at their job, they knew how to tie the knot
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Marriage is hard but divorce usually goes off without a hitch.
My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it.
I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
I was overruled at the measuring competition.
Did you hear about that Buddhist leader who retired and tended his crops? He's now known as the Dalai Farmer.
I'd tell you a joke about a cow but I always butcher it.

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

A damn fine set of one-liners mate...you done good.

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 8:07 am    Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown Reply with quote

Just not good enough I guess Donut Slayer...Hard crowd...

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 2:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown Reply with quote

try again

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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2014 12:14 am    Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
try again


what happened with "Do - Not try" ?
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2014 1:01 am    Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown Reply with quote

well.. ok.. Embarassed

do again.

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2014 7:10 am    Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown Reply with quote

Gotcha...

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