Captain Aussie the Genie

Vince · Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 11:18 pm Post subject: Captain Aussie the Genie

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.

If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'

I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently stuck in my ass'

'I do not understand,' said the other.

The first Arab says, 'I was walking along a Sydney street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.

' He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

I said, 'No sh1t?'

God Bless Australia

I cannot take credit for this one...it is courtesy of our mate Gelan.

Elvis · Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 11:42 pm Post subject: Re: Captain Aussie the Genie

gelandangan · Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 12:57 am Post subject: Re: Captain Aussie the Genie

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 7:09 am Post subject: Re: Captain Aussie the Genie

And don't send it to me as Gelandangan already did.

Ominivision1 · Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 12:41 pm Post subject: Re: Captain Aussie the Genie

pete4d · Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Captain Aussie the Genie

Vince,,,, your retaining the crown,,,,buy ya beer,,,, Cheers

or two .